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Galley · entry · May 22, 2017

In honour of world Goth Day….

Filed under Cocktails Food and Drink · 1 minute read

Originally posted to my Facebook page, here is the most goth cocktail you will find. Why is it so goth you ask? Well, by virtue of the fact that each separate ingredient is decidedly not goth, but yet combine to create such a glass full of darkness… plus the despair you’ll feel if you have too many.

Editor: That’s one.

Death of the Cosmo(s):

  • 1 oz Blue Curaçao
  • 3 oz Vodka
  • A splash of lime juice
  • 1 cup Cranberry juice

Shake on ice, strain, and watch the void consume you.

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May 22, 2017 · J. O’D.

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