The United States of America is my mortal enemy

So, while I sit here at my desk in my home office waiting to refresh the Orange County Courts web site to see if I have to report into the Superior court for service on Monday morning, I am ALSO filling out the questionnaire that just came in the mail today along with a Jury summons for the United States District Court, Central for service on December 7th.

Now what the hell is that all about?!?!?!?!

Someone deep inside the US government obviously has it out for me. Personally, I think they work in an X Files type agency as a mole for a nonexistent department of the interior which is busily making life hell for anyone who has stumbled upon their existence. Or I could just be paranoid.

But seriously… what the hell! I have jury duty next week…. and then AGAIN 3 weeks later for a different branch of the judicial system? Come on people! That can’t be legal.

Sheesh… give a guy a break already!

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