Brides Maid dresses are designed to be ugly in order to keep the Groom an honest man.
People still have a difficult time discerning when I am being serious and when I am not. Hint: if I am talking, you have a 90% chance I am NOT serious. The other 10% of the time should be painfully obvious.
The more I have going on in my life, the less compelled to write in LJ I become.
Orange Juice and tooth paste don’t mix.
Orange Gatorade and vodka don’t mix.