I’ve been found out….

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Good Lord, You’re a Wine-o!

Admit it: you’ve been looking for ways to snub your peers since puberty. Now that you’re an adult, you’ve taken it to a whole new level. You intimidate your Franzia-chugging friends with effete references to defective noses and oaky palates. Sometime within the next hour, you will take great joy in buying a $50 bottle of spoiled grape juice from some obscure region of Italy. There’s a small chance you will use it to get someone into bed, but you’re probably just going to drink the whole damn thing by yourself.

One Response to “I’ve been found out….”

  1. Damn, they ARE good!

    Compensating for something?
    Compensating for something?
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    Scotch!

    Scotch, bourbon, whiskey, whatever. Whether you realize it or not, you fantasize about running around in a kilt with a giant sword. You’re still pissed off that your shack in the highlands was overrun by a bunch of English sissies.

    In spite of your overbearing personality (and smell), you’re a highly insecure individual. Your dark secret is that you actually don’t like distilled alcohol. Luckily, all those years of drinking the stuff have deadened your ability to taste it. Rest assured, you’ll probably go your whole life without anyone ever knowing you’re just a great big poser.


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