Archive for April, 2004


Posted by on Wednesday, 28 April, 2004

BILL! (Snake Charmer)

You’re Bill! I love you! Anyways, you’re skilled in the art of manipulation. You’re very strong, talented, powerful, and witty. You don’t seem to have any real sense of morality, and you only let your kindness show around a select handful of people (mostly Kiddo and B.B). You do have some regret for the horrible things you’ve done, but won’t let it interefere with your life. You respect your opponents, and you generally believe in fair game.

Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers… results with pics)

Repetetive Stress injuries to the Grey Matter

Posted by on Tuesday, 27 April, 2004

With all the Dumb-Asstm stupid user questions I have been getting today, I am in desperate need of intellectual rejuvenation.

Or a nap. Which ever comes first I guess.

Truly, I can only answer the same question so many times within a day before I begin to completely lose my mind and patience with customers. Read my damn knowledge base people! It is there to help you. I have not spent my time working on it just to have you ignore it and take up more of my time.

I am a single person support department. There is a reason it is difficult to get ahold of me. I understand this. Which is why we have a self-service section of our website. This way you can get answers to the stuff we already know about and have a set resolution or explanation for. This -should- allow me to deal with more important problems. But if you keep calling me, then I can’t GET TO those problems and resolve them!

So please, use the website, I -know- you know where it is. You just called me on the only number shown there, and you just e-mailed me using the escalation form!

Friggin ass-hat fucktards.

(wow, I really didn’t intend for that to be a rant, but I guess I needed to get that out of my system. I feel better already!)

More Stupid meme proof….

Posted by on Monday, 26 April, 2004

Which Food Network Chef
are you?